It is hilarious watching New Zealanders yell at their countrymen for caring more about the American election than their own.

I went and cast my vote for Sarah Palin because I like dumb bitches who can’t fucking figure out how to use birth control. Just kidding. I wanted to write something about Obama hopes, dreams, blah blah, but that’s kind of gay. I waited two hours to vote and got a lovely sticker that is now on my computer. If only I was in NYC and could get a free vibrator.