First things first, is this Metallica singing love is a four letter word? You pussy motherfuckers. James, you sit your ass down, because you’re a bigger vagina than Pete Wentz.

Now for the good shit:
CRY MOAR Oh, you fuckers found out your actions have *gasp* consequences! Well, shit, that just takes the fun right out of oppressing people! Whatever will you do! Don’t worry too much bbs, there is still plenty of poor people to fuck over. Stay useless WSJ – I know you like having your ass raped by Newscorp. My beautiful paper, I miss you.

THIS IN THE SAME OPINION SECTION AS: BUSH LOVES BOOKS BY KARL ROVE

[Not a new tactic by Rove]

I swear to god, REALITY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK. Congrats you retards, you are now officially stupider than my comic books.

Next I’ll see Bush’s wife and fake wife defending him in…wait. Wait. THAT HAPPENED TOO. I’d make some comments about his mom coming to his side next, but that bitch might have me killed. I don’t want to be strangled by fucking pearls, you know? I want to go out because Ellen killed me for fucking her hot ass wife.

Ken Star – take your worthless bitch ass back to fucking hole you crawled into after you wasted millions and millions of dollars to write some bad soft core porn that I out wrote when I was 13. You are a fucking piece of slime remora, and I hope every gay couple in California personally visits you so you can understand EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING. Cuntface.

Ya’ll, I’ll be playing the throw a shoe at Bush game and contemplating what kind of monster wants to force a divorce on happily married people because they can’t handle some cock action. Have a good New Years – maybe next year we’ll all gain some sanity. Support Campaign Courage!

Most of all: REVENGE IS AWESOME. WE’RE NOT DONE YET ASSHOLES! 😀 YOU’RE MAKING SULU CRY! D:

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