Wonkette Liveblogging of the non-event

Ughh… people have asked for a drinking game for George W. Bush’s farewell address, which this liveblog will “cover” (as in, “maybe watch.”) Well here’s your game. Drink. Drink constantly. Locate alcohol and imbibe as rapidly as possible. YOU MUST DRINK, IT IS GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR COMMANDING RESPECT. SAVE YOURSELF. DRINK SOME ALCOHOL YOU IDIOT. DRINK VINEGAR AT THE VERY LEAST.

This blogger tried to watch it, I swear, but I am sober, and I didn’t want to wake anyone who happens to be napping on the couch by screaming and breaking the tv. Which was where this was headed.

FAREWELL FUCKWIT! MAY DALLAS PUKE ON YOUR SOUL!

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